Well Hello

So basically, this is the problem--

Some time today some random pieces of space junk are supposed to fall from the sky. And while NASA apparently is being all whatever about it (they say we PROBABLY won't get smashed by this), I can't help but be a tiny bit disturbed. I have discovered by this entire situation that I am definitely a "the cup is half empty" type of person. Instead of living today like it could potentially be my last, I am blogging about what I won't be able to do because this freaking jerk satelite. Yeah, that's right. I haven't even had  my morning coffee yet and I already need a stiff drink. So yeah the list of things I won't be able to do if this thing falls on my face:

1. I won't be able to watch any Golden Girls episode I may have missed in the past 28 years.
2. I won't be able to finish the dishcloth I started knitting *cough* 3 months ago *cough*
3. I won't ever find out if Kim Kardashians butt is real.
4. I won't be able to climb Mt. Everest, sky dive, parachute or any of that other crap I only think about when things fall from the sky.
5. I will never get to finish P90X. Whatever, I may look skinny to the naked eye, but naked I am a train wreck with a bad case of the mom bod.
6. I will never get to go to Ireland with Reed and frolick in the meadows. I mean, I guess they have meadows over there..
7. I will never learn all the words to Barenaked Ladies "One Week" This.Is. Serious.
8. I will never be able to do that cool bottle juggling trick Tom Cruise does in Cocktail.
9. I will never get to read War and Peace. (......crickets...)
10. Most importantly, I will never see Keygen grow an awesome mustache like these guys http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-mustaches/

I think a moment of silence is in order.

So yeah, excuse me Mr. Satellite, but my destiny has not been fullfilled. Obviously. So...... land in the ocean and demolish a couple fish instead (Sorry PETA).